Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Pembalasan DENDAM yang terindah to JANTAN MUNAFIK!

Just a silly reading material that happened last nite Oct 13th 2009 sometime 8.00pm onwards.

p/s: Mek, here goes the gossip!!!!

_525: salam...
_525: selamat aidilfitri...
Shazaida: salam
Shazaida: thanks
Shazaida: amacam wife n anak2
_525: depa ok sihat suma
Shazaida: bahagia dah?
_525: how about you lak, family mcm mn?
Shazaida: alhamdulillah
Shazaida: family ok
Shazaida: bakal bertambah ahli keluarga (i mean cucu for my parents)
_525: oooo
_525: biasalah marriage, pasang surut
_525: so biler ur sis expecting?
Shazaida: in 6 mths plus kot
Shazaida: anak u tak nak adik lelaki ke
Shazaida:
_525: hehe
_525: tak berminat nak tambah anak...
_525: buat masa nie...
_525: bg besar sikit, pandai jaga diri...
Shazaida: ohhh...
Shazaida: asalkan bahagia satu kluarga
Shazaida: amin
_525: amin...
_525: so la nie u kerja kat umah jer ker?
Shazaida: mana tau?
_525: well.... I tgk gak ur YM status
Shazaida: ohh
_525: so dpt ler sum updt from there
_525: sori ler if ter-spy you... tak sengaja
Shazaida: naper lak u rasa u spying on me
_525: nolah, just kidding
_525: sj jer baca YM member2x.. sum put updt sum express the feeling
Shazaida: mmmm yer lah
Shazaida: tak kisahlah
Shazaida: masing2 ada kesukaan masing2
_525: yerp, that true
Shazaida: ni u chat ni wife u tak marah ke
_525: nope, she dun bother ... project dragon fruit you dah jln ker?
Shazaida: my dad buat ok
Shazaida: dah tambah lg 400 pokok
_525: wow...
_525: itis yg isi dia warna merah ker or putih?
Shazaida: apa barang isi putih
_525: ye ker, I tot isi putih lebih kasiat
Shazaida: yg tu takde value
Shazaida: no way
_525: ye ker... meaning isi merah lg ok ler yea?
Shazaida: of course
_525: I interested jugak nak buat, so far just collect info and tgk mkt option
Shazaida: buat lah
Shazaida: tanah mak angkat u kat sarawak kan besar
_525: tanah kena tgk jugak kan, takut tak seswai
_525: so far I ingat nak guna tanah kat manjoi
Shazaida: konsep tanam pokok ni
Shazaida: macam buat anak jugak
Shazaida: kawin paksa pun buleh dapat anak
Shazaida: cuma anak yg mcmana
Shazaida: tu depend pada mak bapak nyer
Shazaida: pokok pun mcm tu
Shazaida: tanah ada
Shazaida: tanam pokok
Shazaida: tumbuh
Shazaida: berbuah
Shazaida: nak bg elok rasa depend pada yg tanam
_525: but I always failed bab2 nie
_525: pokok kaktus pun mati kat tgn I
Shazaida: yer ker
Shazaida: tu tak tau la i
_525: but I still nak go on with this project... my target by 40, I nak stop mkn gaji and focus on self genereted income..
_525: just tak tau how and which way to go... so far I nampak cara kebun nie ler
Shazaida: nak business ni
Shazaida: satu je u kena ingat
Shazaida: tak buleh menipu...putar belit....cakap besar.....
Shazaida: benda tak de di ada2kan
Shazaida: bapak i
_525: well that true... I've learnt my lesson
Shazaida: business dia mula kecik je
Shazaida: yer ker u learnt ur lesson
Shazaida: ?
_525: yerp... and hard way... and I lost a lot
Shazaida: u sure???
Shazaida: cemana kalau i kata masa i tanya u lepas u kantoi ngan i u laki org
Shazaida: u still bohong i?
Shazaida: penipuan baru nak cover penipuan lama
_525: itu belum lg learnt the lesson
_525: it just started jer masa tuh
Shazaida: u tau
Shazaida: i tau sendiri yg u still tipu i
Shazaida: kata u kena kawin paksa
Shazaida: total bull
_525: and after awhile, less than a month.. I started to change..
_525: yerp u are right, lie above lie...
Shazaida: no am not talking about ur change
Shazaida: nak cover ur ass
Shazaida: u tau
Shazaida: kalau u come clean
Shazaida: masa tu
Shazaida: tak bohong
Shazaida: burkkan bapak sendiri
_525: not really cover my ass
Shazaida: kawin suka sama suka u kata kawin paksa
_525: i started ngan you with wrong footage
Shazaida: not wrong
Shazaida: u got ur opprtunity to make it right
_525: i started ngan you with lie...
Shazaida: sanggup u buat fitnah wife u main ngan jantan lain
Shazaida: hinanyer u letak taraf ISTERI u
_525: and people say relationship base on lie, will never last
Shazaida: not people say
Shazaida: u knew
_525: that part betul...
Shazaida: kawin paksa
_525: my ex-wife
Shazaida: hahaha wut a joke
Shazaida: sorry jai
Shazaida: i wont believe u anymore
Shazaida: u got ur chance
Shazaida: u blew it masa i tanya u
Shazaida: u kata u kena kawin paksa
_525: doesnt matter u percaya or not..
_525: it doesnt change anythg
Shazaida: obviously gambar wedding of the year u paint a thousands word
Shazaida: u were married sumtime 2006
Shazaida: u daughter about the age for ur wife to give birth
Shazaida: come on jai
Shazaida: am no 5 year old
_525: 2005
_525: that was my second marriage
_525: my 1st was 2001
Shazaida: heheheheh
Shazaida: bukan main gembira kawin paksa u kan
_525: all I told was about my 1st marriage in 2001..
_525: we got 2 kids... 1 boy and 1 girl...
Shazaida: takper
Shazaida: no need to explain
_525: I divorce in 2004, few months after my mom pass away
Shazaida: i just wanted u to know
_525: then I re-married in 2005, with sarawakian
Shazaida: i know u tipu pasal kawin paksa
Shazaida: mak angkat tapi mak mertua
Shazaida: kakak angkat punya medical letter is actually kakak ipar
Shazaida: like i said to u
Shazaida: Tuhan akan tunjuk pada i
Shazaida: kalau u tipu
Shazaida: i tak cari pun bukti kawin paksa u tu
Shazaida: dia mcm datang je kat i
Shazaida: dlm msn messenger
_525: tu yg I cant accept you after all those lie...
_525: it is solely my mistake...
Shazaida: wah cant accept me
_525: and my sins
Shazaida: yet u still defy me from the truth
_525: what shld I do.. telling u the truth and hurt u more?
Shazaida: i wud rather u do just that
Shazaida: anyway it already sakit
Shazaida: make no different
_525: I was thkg otherwise...
Shazaida: wont die anyway
Shazaida: losing another guy
_525: yerp, it make different
Shazaida: no its not
Shazaida: u just make me sick to my stomach
_525: yes it is...
Shazaida: i dun have respect for u as khalifah to ur own family
_525: that what I want.. I want to hate me... if I told u lie, our relation stop there... if I told you the truth, probably our relation will last
Shazaida: no it wont
Shazaida: cos u want to end it
_525: I choose the 1st option
_525: telling lie above lie...
Shazaida: u think aku nak kawin dgn suami org yg kawin atas dasar suka sama suka
_525: and with that, sumhow you would probably knew
_525: well then...
Shazaida: its not noble
Shazaida: its not sumthing honourable
_525: masa u kata what if u dun mind...
Shazaida: just a stupid freakin lie
Shazaida: IF???
Shazaida: its just an IF
Shazaida: cos i want u to tell the truth
Shazaida: memang la sayang
Shazaida: tp i still ada akal
_525: well, that word probably has same meaning
Shazaida: when u choose to end it
Shazaida: with a lie
Shazaida: its actually the end to any tie between us
Shazaida: i dun want u to
Shazaida: i wish u wont
Shazaida: but u still do msg me
Shazaida: and think i wud accept u as just frens after all the lie
_525: at least now I come clean...
Shazaida: no
Shazaida: ur not
Shazaida: i dun accept it
Shazaida: anymore
_525: I wont lie as what we started of before
Shazaida: u may satisfy ur conscience
Shazaida: well gud for u lah
Shazaida: we are not starting anything
Shazaida: we're not even continuing any so call frenship
Shazaida: college buddy
Shazaida: ull stay as a liar
Shazaida: to me
Shazaida: its end here
Shazaida: i will treat u as nonexistent
_525: well, if that what u wish for and that what u think of me... then fine...
Shazaida: gud
Shazaida: bye
_525: bye... salam....
_525: May Allah bless you with His rahmat and hidayah...
_525 is typing a message.
_525: salam..
Shazaida: anyway stop the crap
Shazaida: if u think of Allah
Shazaida: u wont continue ur lie with a lie
Shazaida: just i hope u truly believe ALLAH
Shazaida: pembalasan tetap akan ada....
Shazaida: dun use Allah as ur escape
Shazaida: stop being "fake" especially to your own RELIGION


-TAMAT-

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Siapa bilang gadis Melayu tak menawan.... (Artikel in Metro in 2010 kot: Lelaki Melayu Pilih Gadis Maghribi)


31 July 2012 at 14:05
"Mohd Fairudz turut memberitahu, risiko isteri menimbulkan masalah selepas berkahwin juga rendah kerana mereka berada jauh daripada keluarga.

“Sebelum ini mungkin kita biasa mendengar, orang kita kahwin dengan wanita Indonesia atau Thailand.

“Kerana Malaysia dengan negara berkenaan tidak berapa jauh, timbul masalah seperti keluarga selalu datang.

“Itu belum lagi ahli keluarganya yang minta pinjam duit atau menumpang di rumah kita sebab tiada kerja sehingga menimbulkan masalah.

“Untuk gadis Maghribi, ia sukar berlaku kerana mereka tidak ada komuniti di sini dan keluarga berada jauh beribu kilometer. Susah untuk mereka buat hal, melainkan kita yang buat hal,” katanya."

In summary from my point of view:
1. Sounds like less problem created simply because Maghribi's girl is all alone here and no where to go therefore they scared (does this means the husband has total control over her????)
2. This guy just want a wife, but not willing to be part of her family sebab tak suka sedara mara menziarah (kalau kawin ngan orang sini sedara mara dekat habih gula, garam, bogheh nak menjamu sedara mara isteri)
3. Hantaran mahal, come on la...memang la murah pasal currency depa rendah...cuba kita tanya zaman mak bapak kita...sure hantaran depa pun tak mahal mana

Ohhh paham la kenapa dia pilih gadis maghribi:
Pakej Murah (lower currency lorr)Mak bapak jauh (he got total control of the wife)
Tak suka kluarge wife datang menziarah, takut habih gula, garam bogheh tu (kalau keluarga dia pun tak berziarah bagus la!!)
Pompuan tu tak buat hal (maybe takut sbb family jauh, kawan takde)...dan lain2 reason yang munasabah bagi dia.....

Takper la kalau aku tak dapat kawin lelaki cam dia..kalau tak kesian mak bapak aku....dah la laki anak bawak anak diorg balik ikut dia....nak balik kalau tak dpt izin tak leh balik...kalau depa nak datang jenguk kalau suami tak izin pun tak boleh jugak.....tak la rasa rugi tak dapat kawin ngan lelaki cam dia....

aku akan rasa rugi kalau calon suami tu (ikut style susunan Metro kenapa wanita Maghribi jadi pilihan):
1. Handsome (tall is added bonus)
2. Tan/ Dark mysterious skin
3. Strong swimmer (Fertile Sperm)
4. Kalau dia expect wide belum tercemar I expect him to be pure and tak "tercemar" as well
5. Taat (pada Allah dan pegangan agamanyer) dan setia
6. Pembersih (sama2 tolong kemas umah, buang sampah)
7. Pandai menjaga makan (walaupun wife masak best) perut maintain tak boroiiiii
8. Bukan jenis pengikis (or makan duit pompuan/ isteri)
9. Suka, terus jumpa mak bapak pinang (tak mintak no tepon, sms2 ngorat, ajak dating, or chatting2)
10. Murah (murah hati, murah rezeki, murah senyuman, murah kasih sayang, dan pastinya bukan jejaka murahan!!!!)

hhahahahah maaf la yer kalau2 sesapa rasa statement aku ni ala2 provokasi.....sebab Metro has started the provocation towards us Malaysian Lady...and I have a say about it!!! Men have their rights, us women has our choice (and make wise decision!)
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Kenapa...Mengapa....Aku duduk sorang2.......


18 January 2010 at 18:48
1. Aku boleh decorate, boleh semakkan...boleh kemas rumah sesuka hati....
2. Opis aku kat rumah....extra space are required to work
3. Rimas dengan pe'el ex housemates aku
4. Housemate ngelat nak bayar sewa with stupid excuse
5. Housemate collect duit sewa dari aku punctual but never once she paid the rental to owner,kena halau 6. Housemate aku bershopping sakan dalam bilik aku for free stuff
7. Psiko aka gila: aku balik lambat dia marah, aku tak nak share masak/makanan dia marah, aku basuh baju pakai tangan tak share mesin dia kena marah, last2 tuduh aku curi pisau murah dia (walaupun aku tak ambik aku belikan the whole set pisau brand yang sama dr sekecik2 sampai sebesar2 pisau, tu pun dia mengamuk)
8. Mak abah and adik2 aku nak datang senang
9. Aman sentosa, sendiri duduk sendiri bayar sewa tanpa menanggung biawak hidup
10. Sebab aku mampu dan sewa nye dalam range kemampuan aku....
11. Sebab sebab sebab....banyak lagi sebabnyer......

Hehehehehehehe
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I AM MALAY (why people still confuse????)

June 16 2009 (reposted from FB notes)

Last week I went to OGA Exhibition in KLCC for 3 consecutive days. Day 1 with a female colleague, 2nd day with my male colleague and the last day with my boss. Had enough of KLCC scene...so see ya KLCC I may be back in few months or maybe next year.....

The funny part was when I went to one of the exhibitor's booth that distributes INFO PAGES directory. We're required to present our business card. First my boss gave his business card and he gets the directory immediately, and he left the counter. Then my turn, during that time there are some other people waiting for their turns. Suddenly the guy (i believe the supervisor) came to me and speak a language that I did not understand. First ala-ala blur gitu and later it registered to my brain that the guy actually speak chinese with me.....the best part he was refering to my business card and my malay and muslim name are printed there and yet he spoke chinese.....that was not the first incident...there were quite a number of incidents where chinese people came to me or replied my question (which is in English) in Chinese.....

Later that day when I went to the restroom...I checked myself up in the mirror....do I look like Chinese????

Hmmm been telling everyone I'm pure Malay....

Chinese is one thing....there are others who asked me whether am mixed.....and again I'm kinda speechless...

One day my fren taught me one good reply for that...When people asked "ARE YOU MIXED?" she said I should answer immediately "YES, of course...I MIXED around" hehehehhe......

Everyday I saw myself in a mirror and saw a Pure Malay look.....and yet people speak Chinese to me...and some asked am i MIXED......pening pening....
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I wonder why God created stupid idiotic male......more than those who's wise and sensible.......

X: Hi
Shazaida: Hello...
X: horny..?
Shazaida: nope
You have been invited to view X's webcam. Would you like to view this webcam?
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Shazaida: Decline
X: Ala why decline?
X: I nak tunjuk u i tengah masterbath......

It took me a while to be able to respond to this....because I was laughing so hard on the floor......I shared this with a friend and she was kinda blur at first and later when she got what exactly it meant we were laughing so hard sampai berair mata and hidung.

It shows the stupidity of this X guy......Trying to keep up with the latest technology by trying to get laid virtually....But somehow the art of seduction online failed miserably with his inability to master a basic English properly.

So to horny male out there who's trying to get virtual sex make sure you know the appropriate/ actual term. Remember its masturbate not masterbath. But anyway to X thanks for making me laugh today!!!!! That was really really funny man!!!!
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